5 things I dislike about a Disney Cruise

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We have had 2 amazing Disney Cruises and I would go back in a heartbeat but I have to be honest and share with you 5 things I DISLIKED about our Disney Cruise.

Disney Cruise tips

Disney Cruise gratuities

These don’t have to be paid but it is customary to ‘tip’ over in America in recognition of good service which you do get so we do however the fact you have to bare in mind the tips before you even Cruise to get a true reflection of the cost does annoy me a little!

It’s calculated per guest per night of the Cruise and covers your server ($4), your servers assistant ($3), your head server ($1) and stateroom host ($4) at the very least.

You should also expect an 18% gratuity to be added to any Spa service and anywhere you create a ‘tab’ with discretionary gratuities that cover dining manager, room service, signature restaurants & any port adventures.

You can pay the gratuities when you pay your remaining balance which is something I will seriously consider doing next time.  I believe we will receive the same high standard of service either way we do it but it will just allow us to budget the full cost of the trip rather than getting the bill at the end of the cruise and realising either you still need to pay x-amount of money on the last day of the trip or you know you will get home to a credit card bill with the full amount.

Shops onboard are closed when the ship is in port

Sometimes you don’t want to get off the ship when it’s in port; well don’t expect to shop!  The stores are closed when the ship is docked due to, I think, local custom regulations.  I totally respect the reasons for it but it’s such a pain!  It’s an ideal time when most are off the ship to explore the ship a little and browse the shops but no can do I’m afraid!

The Rainforest Spa costs!

It’s to be expected that you pay for treatments in the spa but I didn’t expect to be charged to just enter the spa and sit on their seats, have a sensory shower or relax in their steam room!  You can get day/week passes but still I feel they could at least allow you to relax if only for a limited time for free!  Oh & don’t forget the 18% automatic gratuity as well!

Disney Cruise fireworks are too late!

Not all itineraries include fireworks and/or Pirate Night but the 3n & 4n Bahamas cruise we’ve been on have an evening where we are all ‘Pirates IN the Caribbean’.  There are two pirate shows featuring the ‘fab 5’ (Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald & Daisy) early on in the evening with a MASSIVE break of nearly 2 hours before the fireworks at sea at 10:30pm!

(Matt Stroshane, photographer)

I originally thought the fireworks show on our May cruise were after 10pm because it got dark later in the Bahamas but then when they were on at the same time in November and it was dark a lot earlier I realised that that wasn’t the reason at all!?

Because we have small children we have early dining meaning we have dinner around 5 and early breakfast around 8am because the kids are kids that get up early whatever time they go to sleep!  Ours aren’t the only ones that can’t make it to 10:30pm either…. in comparison to a few hours earlier at the Pirate party there are very few kids out on deck watching the fireworks which is such a shame!



1 Comment

  1. E. McKay
    18th December 2018 / 17:47

    You make it sound like these (non)issues are only Disney Cruise ones. Not so.

    -Gratuities: Um. Yeah. Whatever. I don’t see the problem – (other than the cruise lines should pay the cast members more and not have a gratuity.) -All cruise lines
    -Shops closing: Tax law demand that onboard concessions close down when the ship is in territorial waters, so when you come into port, ship stores will be closed. -All cruise lines
    -Paying to enter the spa: All of the cruise lines charge for this – even the cheapo Carnival. They are all run by One Spa Corp and are about the same.
    -Fireworks shows are too late for kids: I was just on the Magic in November. The pirate show started at 7:30 and fireworks right after and were over by 8:15 – just in time for second seating dinner. (https://disneycruiselineblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Personal-Navigators-Magic-6N-REPO-Day-4-At-Sea-20181127.pdf)
    -Getting off: I couldn’t get off my Carnival cruise fast enough. I’ll pay the premium and do Disney anytime. Not even a big fan of Princess, Norwegian or Royal Caribbean (talk about extra fees!).


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